Have you always wanted the uniform but never wanted to fight? French Mercenaries LTD is looking for unique people who are simultaneously arrogant and spineless with a persistent habit of being firmly convinced they can do no wrong... ever. You must have flexible morals, no sense of ethics and be willing to support the needs of the client, no matter what they might be. French Mercenaries LTD is soliciting resumes for the following positions pending contract awards.

If you are qualified and the contracts are awarded, you will be contacted at that time.

* Pastry Chef
* Wine Steward
* Poet
* Flute Player
* Massage Therapist
* Street Mime

General Contract Requirements:

* Must be willing and able to deploy for 6 months.
* Work week shall not exceed 30hrs per week (aka "full time employment").
* Must be a French Citizen, proof of citizenship is required.
* Weight must be proportionate to height.
* Must maintain a neat and clean appearance.
* Must be in good health and pass a physical test.
* Most positions require ability to obtain/maintain a secret or higher clearance.
* No history of major illness or mental disorder.
* No felony, violent crimes, spouse or child abuse convictions.

Be sure to include your email address on all correspondence so we may contact you. By submitting your application, you will be considered for all available positions. It is not necessary to fill out multiple applications.