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French Mercenaries LTD provides many invaluable services to its clients which include training of military personnel for proper surrender, coaching government officials and diplomats for effectively dealing with the international press and using our close relationship with the French government where we can exploit our position in the U.N. and U.N. Security Council to the benefit of our clients. Whether you need more time to enrich Uranium or need to finish a police action, which others mistakenly refer to as a "genocide", French Mercenaries and the French Government will be there for you until you are safely out of the country and safely enjoying the peace and quiet of your many exotic Island estates. Lets be honest here... you've earned it.


Our services include:

Training and physical conditioning

A great surrender is often physically demanding on troops. This is why we provide a variety of physical conditioning programs so that they are better prepared and in good enough shape to pull off a noteworthy, textbook surrender such as:

Endurance training for arms raised, flag waving, running away, prolonged forced marches, as well as basic torture and physical abuse survival.

101 Ways to Make a White Flag

The white flag is obviously an essential component to giving up. Should your soldiers find themselves without their standard issue white flags, they might find themselves needing to fashion one in a hurry. This course teaches your soldiers how to make a white flag out of just about anything as well as how to properly wave it while screaming frantically "Don't shoot! I'm unarmed! I give up!!"

Dropping your weapons.

Every year we witness accidents as a result of improper weapons dropping. In fact, this was a major cause of casualties in France when Germany invaded. This course addreses that problem.

Political Coaching and Training.

As your final months in government are winding down and you are trying to tie up all the loose ends, you will find the time is precious and every minute you gain will be important in tracking down and killing any last journalists, finishing up a genocide or enriching uranium to freak the world out, making them think you now have the bomb.

As diplomacy becomes more important than ever, its important to have your story straight for the press. French Mercenaries LTD will help you in providing your the best interview coachs who will assist you in preparing for statements to the international press, conducting interviews and spreading misinformation dealing with topics such as:

- Being accused of Genocide - Focusing on the positives
- Enriching Uranium for a nuclear weapons program - Convincingly fein denial and disbelief for the press.
- Ok, you finally have a nuclear weapons program, but so what? Nuclear Blackmail, the other diplomacy.
- "Transparent, fair and democratic elections are coming shortly" and other lies the West love to hear as you ask for more time.

French Support at the U.N.

Have you already kicked the International Atomic Energy Inspectors out? Still trying to enrich Uranium? Have a few more pesky villages full of opposition supporters that need to be dealt with? Do you need just a bit more time or for the international community to back off? As a client, you are in good hands with the French.

French Mercenaries LTD will exploit its relationship with the government of France to your benefit in every arena of diplomacy to make sure you get the time you need to finish up any final business. When it comes to protesting, veto votes at the Security Council or helping our clients circumvent embargos and sanctions, the French government will stand behind you every step of the way, thwarting any attempt at the international community meddling in your own domestic affairs as a soveriegn nation.